on sunday i decided after some beers that i need to learn to wheelie on my bike. so i'm riding down the street pulling wheelies for about two pumps of the pedals. so i'm in a wheelie and starting to fall back down, but decide to pull hard on the bars to try and stay in it.... and pulled off a real nice ear plant. of course it was right in front of this good looking girl who was sitting outside of her house. classic.

another time scott and i were riding in denver on a bike path with tons of running shorts and walking shoes abound. i am on his left, but he is leading and i notice a large pack of bikes approaching in the distance. just as i start to slow and pull over to the right of the path, scott turns over to his left to ask me a question. we collided, i got one foot out of the cage, but couldn't get the other one out fast enough. my bike tossed me, but was still attached thanks to the stupid cage. we get up dazed, not quite sure how that happened, and that pack of cyclists approach. all hot women, one of which is only wearing electrical tape x's over her nipples. "hey bike punks" they say to us. it was too weird.