Vomit as a Weapon
I've been really ill.
Puking and worse for a few days. On my ride home from work I had to stop twice to puke. The second time a total F**kwad starts beeping, revving and shouting. My gag reflex failed me. After all that time retching and puking I couldn't even manage a tiny morsel of spew to decorate the f**ker's car.
I felt pathetic and naseous.
Please, please, please, somebody tell me that they've pulled this stunt off. Then I can live vicariously through you.