A few thoughts (recycled) on this:
Thousands of dollars,
Titanium and carbon,
Cannot change a flat.

Colors of colors,
The jersey for all jerseys,
Please buy a mirror.

Nature abhores you,
Your technicolor vomit,
I just cut your spokes.

And my favorite:

Sweet mist and asphalt,
the terminus unforeseen,
my pump in your spokes.