The problem with the USADA offer is that they couldn't give Floyd a new identity, and absolve him of all his accusations. Between the repercussions of the Operacion Puerto case on my beloved ubermensch Ullrich and pretty boy Basso, and now Floyd's recent revelation which sounds like it's been taken from an episode of Law and Order, nothing will faze me anymore. I won't even bat an eyelash if we find out that Lance has an atomic-powered bionic ball implanted to help him generate over 400 watts of power.

I still won't miss the Tour though, because the thought of not hearing Phil Liggett's voice during the month of July would be too much to bear.