It may be true I’m not a great rapper.
I get most of my rhymes sitting on the crapper.

Chicago is not my home, to think that would be foolish.
Who would want to live there, just too many Polish

You don’t know my true name. Sorry you’re not that clever.
The only truth in your post is “PBR’s forever!”

Like batman my Ident will never be known.
My reason for being: Your bike I must own