Keep Portland Weird is the ****, if you don't like it go to Music Millenium and tell them. We're a weird town and should stay that way.

I agree with the holier-than-thou track bike hipsters pissing me off, but seriously, just ignore them. It's not that hard. Just because we both ride track bikes doesn't mean we have anything in common.

P.S. If you live here and you go to Starbucks, you don't know coffee and that's the truth. Why is that so harsh for you? We live in a town that houses one of the best coffee roasteries in America, Stumptown, and we're a city that likes to support local business. The suburbanites from Gresham and the yuppies from the Pearl are the ones supporting Starbucks. Yay for weirdo liberal Portland OR.

My only complaint is the cops targeting fixed gears, and the fact that downtown is torn up with construction.