See, I'm gone for ONE ride and goddamn mayhem ensues. Sorry, folks, was trying to finalize a deal on a new (4-wheeled) ride.
Luke, did you mind your P's and Q's?
Todd, I refuse to respond to your movie-related poop.
Corey, did you break another chain?
Robb ... well, just get bent. I went to ride the store today. All I wanted was milk for my cereal. Did I get milk? Nope, I got a flat. Know where my spare tube is? I do.
Okay, now that I'm done checking in -- we riding tomorrow night?
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-Scotty
Originally Posted by V-Rock
I sometimes like to ride with a ferret in my pants while eating blowfish sushi just to up the ante.