So I did a fitting session for a customer yesterday ... adjusted his bars, swapped out his stem for a new one ... adjusted his saddle height/position. He came in today with a MASSIVE black eye, swollen completely shut and blue/purple/black. All I could think was "oh god I didn't tighten something down and he bailed hard - now he's going to kill me." In reality, he got pwned during a water polo match.

*swallows balls back down into scrotum*