Originally Posted by cyccommute
We should have a single sticky somewhere (or maybe it's own forum

) for the answer to pump questions. The only answer is a Topeak Morph. Road Morph for 700C tires. Mountain Morph for 26" tires. Don't even mess with anything else.
+1 - but I'll add this to my list o links in my sig
I run puncture resistant tires on my bikes - only one flat (on the first day of course) when someone spread carpet tacks on the bike lane. Otherwise they've worked like a dream. But I would just get the road morph so it's good for mtb or road. Pricepoint.com usually has them the cheapest.
I used Slime once - before I switched tires I got a big puncture and sprayed Slime EVERYWHERE. It was on a group ride, let me ride on it another couple of miles but it took a while to clean all of that off. Sprayed a few other cyclists too. Now I save money and just get regular tubes, easier to patch. Pull out the section, patch, check for glass in the tire, keep riding in 10 mins.