Originally Posted by Itsjustb
There's an old (and not very funny) joke about professional bike-racers and broken collarbones:
Why do professional bike-racers raise their hands to their shoulders when they cross the finish line?
Because they can't raise them any higher.....
Hehe... I wonder how bad it was back in the days when surgical plates and the Ilizarov apparatus (which was originally made from bicycle parts, btw) weren't invented yet.
But I'm looking forward to amusing people by sticking whiteboard magnets to my chest!
