Nice post, John, but there's no way you can win the contest, unless you can be more succinct.
May I suggest that you edit your post to something more like:
Diane, I fixed your post for you. Here is what I really think:
Bike lane opposers: Bike lanes are caused by mental illness, delusions, phobias and of course, incompetent cycling.
There, that's better.
Bike lane non-opposers: Sufferers of mental illness, delisions, phobias and of course, incompetent cycling.
Yes. This one actually didn't need changing. I agree 100%.
Remember:
This thread is a contest!
Let's see who can state the essence of the pro-Bike Lane and anti-BL positions most succinctly.