Campagnolo is hand carved from hand-laid carbon fiber from a small, happy, quaint Italian island that is populated by happy artisans who only care for the quality of their work. It is thoroughly tested for quality before it is delicately laid into it's hand-made box.


Shimano is made by Chinese slaves

Sram is made by fat, American union slobs who take six hour long lunch breaks a day, wear shirts with their guts hanging out and complain about how little money they make.