Originally Posted by duppy.conqueror
so my wife and i are going home
Priceless
Originally Posted by somnambulant
*raises hand*
My Austrian friend told me about that, and I like telling the story.

Dunno, they also teach you to watch out for bicyclists, avoid dooring bicyclists, don't go faster than the speed limit, shoulder check all lane changes and drive with both hands on the steering wheel in "driving sch00l".