Hey, it's your lucky day. I'm bored *****less and ran out of beer an hour ago.
Below is a sidestand. It's crappier than they used to be, but they work okay and the price is right, eh?
http://cgi.ebay.com/bicycle-stand-mt...QQcmdZViewItem
Also saw this one. Haven't used one, but have used trainers that used the same principle and they work fine.
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Minoura-DS-3...QQcmdZViewItem
<edit> Oops, just noticed the sidestand is located in Australia. Guess now I know why that personal shopper gig didn't work out for me. Now you know what they look like, anyway.
As a consolation, here's another style.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Bicycle-Display-...QQcmdZViewItem
These ones are definitely on the sucky end of things, but there you go.