You've heard of those shoes called "heelies" with the retractable roller heels so kids can zip along on sidewalks and such?

Well. I propose some black and white patten leather wingtips with a thicker sole and retractable SPD to go along with my tarten plaid korts.

For those of you who don't know what korts are they are a combo of kilts and cycling shorts.

It's tough to carry the bagpipe though.