I once had a cup of coffee at a trendy spot here in Huntsville. It was so trendy it didn't open until 10 am and I had to ride around for another two hours until they opened. I then proceeded to confuse the counterboy by ordering "coffee, please." Apparently, nobody orders black coffee anymore so I had to explain what exactly I wanted. He then got confused when I said I wanted a large cup of coffee. Apparently, nobody understands the English language at coffee houses either. I sure didn't understand what the heck the girl behind me was saying when she placed her order. I finally received my large black coffee and sat down outside the establishment to enjoy my beverage. I believe I was the only person that didn't have a cellphone, blackberry, laptop, or weird cyborg ear attachment at this place.

I was wearing the most expensive outfit, though. Not even the lawyers that came in could match me.