Well... I have no need for a shower or locker. Don't sweat that much.

We have showers in a neighboring building.
I have my own cube that I store just about anything I want... with my own key to my cabinets.
I start work whenever I want and leave roughly 8 hrs later.
My boss is in Wisconsin.
I can work from home.
My bike is parked in our cafe about 1000 feet from where I am sitting.
I could park it in my cube if I felt like it.
We have a fridge that I can store almost anything I like in. Consequently, I have a pile of food in it and on my desk.

To top it all off I live and work in the Denver Metro Area.

HA!