The gods tempted me today with sacrifices, but I renounced them.

First was a pedestrian walking on the wrong side of the MUP, but I shewed him the path of righteousness.

Next was a cyclist wandering in the wrong side of the road while straggling at the back of his pack. Upon him I released my fury, and he veered off the path into gravel (and on the wrong side, still!)

Finally I came upon a bunny in the middle of the road. Sitting on the little yellow line, torn between left and right, and passed by cyclists on either side (me and another commuter). We both missed him by inches.

"Death to bunnies!" I cried.