In this thread try to think of me as the Dear Abby of cycling... only younger and hairier. I'll use this thread in my cycling zine, so please understand that your questions and my answers will be published and distributed to a whopping dozens of people. Please understand that I know less than you do about cycling, and my answers will most likely be wrong and if taken seriously can result in sudden loss of eyesight, extreme inebriation, or the formation of mysterious sores in the shoulder area. There are no boundaries to the questions other than they must in some way deal with cycling whether directly or indirectly.

So lay back on gonesh9's purple velvet cyber couch and ask what you've always wanted to know.