Whatever are you talking about?

You're clearly a stronger, more experienced long-distance rider and racer than me. I cannot ride 18mph for 23 hours straight, even while drafting. Not very many others can, either. In a good weather year, my pathetic 394 miles was good enough for 18th place out of 400-ish starters. You sir, are a god.

To those who are actually racing this weekend, good luck! and have a safe ride.