Originally Posted by akirafist
Should I ride a Unicycle in the snow?
Dear Akirafist,
If you have to ask this question I think you already know the answer. But let me humor you anyways...
As you presumably know, uni means ONE. Snow spelled backwards is WONs.
You seem to have a deep self-gratification complex, and the first step is to admit it.
Taking Dr. George Clinton's equation for intergalactic funk into consideration, the calculation is as such:
∑ (ONE) * X revolutions + zebra striped jumpsuit / [backwards(sNOW)] = FUN
So yes, you should definitely ride a unicycle in the snow, it would be fun.