Best commute ever... got passed around the 2 mile mark by a woman doing about 3-4mph more than me, and I was mashing along in top at a steady 16-17mph. She had a perfect body, much of it on display, sheened lightly with sweat, pretty face and short dark hair in a pixie-cut. 10 out of 10 on my scale...

Naturally I had to speed up to keep her perfect behind in view. Sadly she took a different route to me after about eight miles, by which time I was well knackered, and I arrived at work a sweaty mess, but hey. Fastest time ever.