I went over a Porshce hood. I left fingernail scratches in the hood. I had 2 link-shaped bruises. I broke off a wiper. I had a red mark on my shin that resembled the fork crown on the steamroller. I cracked the windshield. They bent my fork.
I still exist

Nothing says "broken collarbone" better than the picture posted by Schiek (thanks and sorry Superchivo)