Originally Posted by supcom
Dear Gonesh9,
In Dante's Inferno, there were distinct levels of Hell for various sinners with the lower levels reserved for the worst class of sinners. With this in mind, which of the following sinners will be assigned the lowest levels of Hell?
Right Hooking motorists
Radio DJs who advocate running down cyclists
People who throw glass bottles onto the road shoulder
Bicycle thieves
People who do not keep their dogs tied up
Idiots in pickup trucks who yell at cyclists as they pass
Cyclists who lube their chain with WD40
Dear supcom,
I spoke to Dante personally, and he revealed his answers to me in a very surprisingly calm, mannerly order:
1. Bicycle thieves
2. Idiots in pickup trucks who yell at cyclists as they pass
3. People who throw glass bottles onto the road shoulder
4. Radio DJs who advocate running down cyclists
5. Right hooking motorists
6. People who do not keep their dogs tied up
7. Cyclists who lube their chain with WD40
He also told me to tell you he doesn't look highly on cyclists who wear underwear under their cycling shorts, twinkie eaters, and bmx kids who can't spell.