Originally Posted by MERTON
hey gonesh... is it alright to pee on the side of the road? (had to ask ya something)
Dear Merton,
It's alright to pee anywhere. Pee over here, pee over there, pee everywhere. Pee on a tree, pee on a flee. Pee in a big arc, pee straight down. Pee like a goat, pee like a clown. Pee, pee, pee. Pee like you're 3. Pee a yellow stream, or pee it green. Pee in the shower, or pee in the pot. Pee is liquid, poo is not. Peeing is fun you see, just don't pee on me.