Originally Posted by BeTheChange
Dear Gonesh,
Why is it that girls can get mad at me when I blatantly stare at their chest. But if I'm wearing my riding shorts they stare at my crotch like if they keep doing it they are going to win a prize?
Thanks wise one,
Lumbering Ox
Dear Giant Lumbering Ox,
Because the prize is in the package, Ox!
Looking at a women's chest is like looking at the sun- you are drawn to the glory of it instinctually, but if you look for more than a second it can result in irreversable damage. And let's face it, do you really mind a woman taking accepting notice of your prized package? I understand the double standard issue comes into play here, but it is a simple fact of life we must face as the studly cycling men that we are.
For yor penance, say three Hail Marys, and go lube up your bike.