OK, point taken. How about "Most tri-geeks I see in the SF Bay peninsula area can't handle a bike worth cr@p." And I can tell you I see lots of them riding up and down Foothill Expressway between the northern border of Cupertino and Palo Alto every weekend.

P.S., Dave Stoller wouldn't be caught dead on aerobars unless he was in a time-trial. He'd be on the drops, drafting a semi in his little chainring.