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is it just me, or should this guy learn to read and write before he continues planning his magical vacation getaway? i've never seen so many inappropriately used ellipses in my life.
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Maybe you could make a deal with the OP: OP will stop using so many ellipses if you'll start using capital letters?

Amsterdam was incredibly bike friendly. Brugge looked excellent as well. London looked like it would be suicidal. Europeans in general seem to have a better attitude toward biking than in the US. China seemed a great place to ride, lots and lots of people on bikes, except motorized traffic is so chaotic, it could get... confusing to say the least.