Like, you were on your way to a nice leisurely bagel and coffee with your girlfriend, but as you passed an office building someone leaped out, grabbed your plaid hoodie, handed you a package and a $10 and said, "Take this to 111 Main Street, pronto"? And then when you got to 111 Main Street they were all, "Thank G-d you're here, we've been waiting for you to take this to the south campus!" and then at the south campus they had something that needed to go to Acme, cross-town, and next thing you know, bammo, you're self-employed?