Originally Posted by mirage1
Like, you were on your way to a nice leisurely bagel and coffee with your girlfriend, but as you passed an office building someone leaped out, grabbed your plaid hoodie, handed you a package and a $10 and said, "Take this to 111 Main Street, pronto?" And then when you got to 111 Main Street they were all, "Thank G-d you're here, we've been waiting for you to take this to the south campus!" and then at the south campus they had something that needed to go to Acme, cross-town, and next thing you know, bammo, you're self-employed?
More like, he was on his way with a bagel and coffee when street thugs grabbed his girlfriend and said "if you want to see her alive again, deliver this brick to the dark alley behind 111 main street, pronto."