My neighbor had a Christmas party with his fellow wine shop employees. They sampled some of the product and had a wonderful time. As he was biking home in an enlightened state, he fell off the bike. So at 2AM his flatmate came banging on my window because she couldn't talk him into going to the hospital for the gaping wound on his head. I think the looks of horror in my girlfriend and my eyes convinced him that he needed to go. The point is that sometimes other people do have to put up with the consequences of your decision to ride drunk.
Then again, I guess it is kind of a funny story. You win some, you lose some.
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