I came in second behind a Swift in a local race. Of course, I'm 41 and still not...um...perfectly flat in the abdomen. The winner was a 20 something track racing champion not so covertly inserted in the race by Swift.

But try doing this on a Swift:

http://64.233.179.104/translate_c?hl...%3Den%26sa%3DX

Even speedy boy would be ass-less by the time he hit the bottom.

Here are all the translated touring links:

http://64.233.179.104/translate_c?hl...%3Den%26sa%3DX