No, I'm not ********. Why do you ask?

To answer your 2nd question, I guess it depends on how expensive it is. If you're dumb enough to leave your $3k bike unattended, it'll be my bike. Thanks. On second thought, it doesn't have to be a $3k bike. I'll take anything with a good frame to build myself a nice fixie. I've always wanted one of those.

I don't know if this qualified, but I think this guy is "somewhat" ********? But it's good.....one less idiot on this planet http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/2112