kyselad, I just enjoy pi$$ing people off. I can feel the emotions from the keyboard. Makes me sit back and chuckle. What's this trolling term you refer to? Ummm, you joined what??? A year ago. *cough*newbie*cough*

And how did I pretend to be a criminal? Did I say I stole a bike? Nooooooooooo. I just simply stated that if someone was dumb enough to leave a nice bike out unattended, I would probably take it (and it's the truth).

But to be honest, I do come from a badass city (it used to be more badass in the 80s). I went to a Badass HS. Look up Lafayette HS in Brooklyn, NY on the internet and you'll be amazed. Less than 40% of students graduated from my class. How many times have you stared down a barrel of a firearm? I can use both hands and it won't be enough. If you haven't, you're very lucky. I wished I had a life like that. Daddy's golden spoon must have made everything tastey (not directed at you).

Am I a badass? Hells no. Did I have it rough growing up? A little....grew up on foodstamps & welfare. Horrible neighborhood. Drug dealers were everywhere. Went to a badass HS.

Hey, but I somehow made it through college and I'm trading bonds now. 3 bikes, 3 cars & 1 motorcycle. Go figure.

Btw, how old are you? I like blondes....you like Posrche 996s? Anytime you wanna go for a spin, give me a buzz.