I was riding on an industrial road one afternoon, and these two cats were either fighting, playing, or mating, but they both ran out in front of me. Luckily I quickly skidding to a walking pace. But they both stopped, one on either side of me. I yelled " *****" and they were gone.
Both were feral, and very mangy. But none the less, I guess I can say I was in a ***** sandwich at that moment.