Originally Posted by HopedaleHills

I just finished a very inspirational book titled "Dee Gee's Big Adventure". It's a lovely story of an over 50 cyclist who leaves his cozy San Diego apartment on his beach cruiser in search of his recently stolen, beloved Ruby Roubaix. His quest takes him cross country where he meets other 50+ers who join in the search for the beloved Ruby. Characters such as CrossChain, Tom Bombadil, Jet Travis, TWL, and more add to the hijinx along the way. After cycling clear to NYC, only to find a dead end of clues they head back toward sunny CA where they meet a retired detective that goes by the codename SKT. He has uncovered a tip that leads them to a deserted warehouse where a thug named Big Pauly has disguised Ruby by painting her black and hiding her among a bunch of LeMonds. All ends well when Tom Bombadil and Dee Gee throw Ruby into the fires of Mt. Doom where she arises from the flames reborn a sparkling white virgin.

All characters in this story are fictional and any resemblence to anyone real is purely coincidental.