yeah even better than cash, we all got nylon fanny packs and glossy promos signed by lance of his surgery photos where they stitched a little swoosh on his scrotum. on the back they say 'nike and cancer, together we make martyrs happen' (tm).

actually i currently live in eugene, or. home of the university of oregon and its numerous monuments to phil knights version of philanthropy. i wonder if he personally chose the horrid salmon and teal and pink marble color scheme of the knight library because i would love to give him an extra lash for that particular offense to humanity and as retribution for the daily personal suffering inflicted on me by those disgusting walls.