I'm pretty sure they have a good file on me -- I've been offered several jobs requiring a top secret security clearance at the US embassy in Moscow (which I turned down), and the investigation process is very thorough.

Let's just say that I used to get stopped and searched a lot -- especially in airports even though this was years before Sept 11. You'd think that a real bad guy would dress like a suit and use a false ID with an "American" sounding name to blend in. But too many people who claim to be protecting us learn how to identify dangerous people by watching cartoons. No one ever bugs me now. But this is off topic.

Psimet, shave your damn legs and tell us what happened.....