Oh, geez, thanks for making me feel better about myself.

It's just that I hate getting wet, but for some reason I love taking showers. Go figure, huh? Maybe I'm just making excuses...
At least now, I know where I can improve in the "hardcore" category. I've not resorted to shaving my legs, but I'm sure that when I take my first serious spill, I'll start the depilatory proceedings.
Oh, MKRG? Whereabouts do you live?