Read carefully -- it may have been ridden outdoors, he just never rode it out doors.. this claim of cautious navigation through portals is definitely there to demonstrate the careful way in which he took care of this bike.

As for the onion -- I heartily agree. Before my Air Zound decayed into a heap of useless rubber, the horn was much more effective than swearing and fist shaking.

EDIT: Just checked fgg for the first time in a few days.. anyone else catch this awesome Run DMC inspired bike? Not so much in terms of bike porn, but i love all the little touches (especially the adidas bling)...

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2007...ustinDavis.htm