hey hoss my polo bike has risers on it and my everyday bike as well sorry it makes you upset but my everday bike also gets bullhorns on occasion

you forgot a few

Mustache bars: basically a road drop with no drop a few hand positions great for climbing and really comfy
cons: often times too wide for tight maneuvering in traffic

cruiser/ arc/ northroad style bars: one position very upright very comfortable
cons: looks a little wonky at times but the comfort takes the cake