It's ****ers like you that make all us folks in Minnesota look at "Guns not permitted within this building" signs every ****ing where we go. They're big ****ing signs posted at every ****ing entrance to every ****ing building in the state. What an I sore.

Surely you can't ride a bike in MN with one of those permits because you can't take the ****ing gun into any building at all. What would you do, leave it in your saddle bag?