Since it's a long weekend down here in the 'Nati I'm going to wash down a Schlitz with a Burger beer. Then I will rest long and peaceful for tomorrow I ride...downtown to the Taste of Cincinnati where they are sure to only have hoity-toity, high dollar micro-brews. After one or two of those I expect I will stand tall upon the nearest mailbox and loudly lament the absence of Vienna Beef Franks and Gino's East pizza. Provided I'm not then thrown in jail I will read aloud Chapter 8 from the book of Mayo* and try to convert the masses to a more cyclo-centric lifestyle.

*Many thanks to [165] for sending me a copy.