I just discovered a new weapon that everyone has access to... CLIF BARS or any POWER BAR

on my commute this morning I had some moron laying on his horn and trying to squeeze around me in an uncomfortable area... naturally, His 2ton truck took his assumed right of way and rolled to the stoplight. just a stones throw ahead. As I sprinted up to get a long side him, I took a big bite of my CLIF bar, salivated it up.
I pulled up next to the jerk, spit the sticky crunchy mouthfull into my hand and smeared it onto his passenger window, turned around, and adjusted my uphill route by a block.

I thought it was funny... I know some of you will disagree, and looking back I know it doesnt improve this guys view of cyclists. I got a laugh