I place the blame squarely on Pounded by Dick's shoulders.

EVERY sport dopes. You think female tennis players with average sized parents just "happen" to end up 6'2"?

Unlike cycling, however, not every sport has some deranged freak running around blowing the whistle at EVERY major event...

Trying to clean up the sport is one thing. Being a media-crazed attention wh0re at the expense of the dignity of the sport to the point where olympic officials are considering banning it is quite another...

Someone who actually does something more than simply air our dirty laundry is sorely needed...



...and to whom it may concern: "wh0re" is not a dirty word. If you can say it on network television before six, it has no business being banned on this forum. We're cyclists, not grandmothers...