Originally Posted by
OH306
So, since I have had mine, I can submit these.
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
True story, My doc had the scope at its end, (pun intended) and said "Oh s***" - I said "Doc, I did use all the purge drink I was supposed to". he said "No the damn light went out". I said "I hope you can find your way out". Nurse lauged, Dr didn't see the humor.