Originally Posted by
curiouskid55
Definately loose 5 pounds in 14 days . Then tell me how you did it if your not dead.
Breakfast: Black coffee and breath mint
Lunch: Iced tea and a finger of frosting off your friend's cake
Dinner: Two glasses of wine, or shots of tequila, and 3 triscuits
Follow this all week except on Saturday double up on the alcohol and replace the triscuits with 3 lettuce leaves
The stomach cramps aren't noticeable after the 3rd day...