Originally Posted by Red Rider

Breakfast: Black coffee and breath mint

Lunch: Iced tea and a finger of frosting off your friend's cake

Dinner: Two glasses of wine, or shots of tequila, and 3 triscuits

Follow this all week except on Saturday double up on the alcohol and replace the triscuits with 3 lettuce leaves

The stomach cramps aren't noticeable after the 3rd day...