HAH.
The store I work at pays $5.15 an hour. Or, it did, but since the minimum wage increase I think they pay about $6. I say I think because they say they don't know what my wage is. I'm going to start at Wal-Mart soon.
Of course, being under 20, the actual minimum wage for me is just over $4 an hour for the first 3 months of employment. I'm hoping the store never finds out about that.