Originally Posted by SchreiberBike
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Spike Bike Check out this link.
I have no idea who the author is, but it's great escapist bicycle advocacy fantasy.
Grenades in the jersey pocket. That's silly. I would be sporting the CamelBak and attaching the grenades to the D-rings on the shoulder straps. Doesn't that sound more logical? Besides... you can also fill the bladder with gas and use the hose as a flamethrower.

Of course this was written back in 1989... before the days of hydration packs.